Dear WSJ, easy on those sports metaphors. I think The Nine pitched the shutout not POTUS. From the Wall Street Journal on June 26„ 2014. Source: Shared file.
This is why union membership is declining, they’re kicking people out. From AFSCME on July 14, 2014. Source: AFSCME
I dunno, BOTH the fireworks show AND Kids’ Night were delayed due to inclement weather, it wasn’t that great a day. That and the now-free sexual predators should make it a pretty shitty day for kids. From The Daily News of Newburyport, Mass., on July 3, 2014. Source: Romenesko
Clearly, no. From South Bend NBC-affiliate WNDU on July 11, 2012. Source: Gawker
I mean, he’s tough and all. But it’s not like he’s a veteran of WW9 or something. Then he’d really be worthy of the Honor Flight. From ABC affiliate WAOW in Wisconsin on April 19, 2011. Source: HyperVocal
We’re 21th in science now, but we’re hoping to be 2rd or even 1th soon. From NBC Nightly News on Dec. 3, 2013. Source: Breise! Breise!
"B is for breaking, that’s good enough for me." If I had to guess, I’d say an update in New York’s Alphabet Murders or a killer bee attack. And apparently, we do have to guess. From an NBC News breaking email alert on June 14, 2014. Source: Screenshot of original.
I think that list came as the result of this list:
1. Do no research. Instead grab shit from around the internet, little of which you hold copyright.
2. Recklessly fling around defamatory statements for a few laughs.
3. Adjust content and issue half-baked retraction if called out.
4. Lawyer up, hoping you libeled folks unwilling or unable to to sue.
From BuzzFeed on May 9, 2014. Source: Shared file.
Way to be a jerk and ask the one-legged triathlete if she “Got Stumps?” From the Anchorage Daily News on May 10, 2014. Source: Shared file.
"Wait, this also just in: Alexander the Great defeats King Darius III, Persians." From CNN stream on April 17, 2014. Source: @JournalistsLike